Holly has had a very busy morning. Apparently she had duped Lisa M. into giving her a ride to Cocheco Valley Humane Society to take a look at the kitties. Or so she told Lisa. I received a call from the shelter and was texted this photo as well. Conversation went more along these lines… “Ms. King, we would like to talk to you about your application for adoption. Your elf Holly has been gracious enough to pick out 4 cats that need a good home. We are a little concerned and would like clarification on a few things. Under occupation for Ms. King she listed Ball Buster by day and Mistress of the Darkness by night. Also under Comments section she listed the following: Who am I kidding. This lady gets excited when there is a new episode of Downington Abby. A big night out is dinner and a walk though of Barnes & Noble. I really think she needs to fulfill the title of Cat Lady BEFORE she hits 36 so I’m giving her the push she needs. Besides her online dating profile could use an updated picture of her napping on the couch surrounded by 6 cats.... Ms. King do you wish to update those responses on your application? Also just an FYI.. The cats are not a place for elves to lounge and nap. Fluffy does not appreciate being used as a Sleep Number Bed."
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